Chinese Teachers

There is something in the water here. I am sure of it.

Cache told me the other day that his Chinese teacher said that if anyone talked in class, they would take a stapler and staple their lips shut.

Ronin's Chinese teacher told them not to talk to strangers, because they could get kidnapped. And then the kidnapper would cut out their tongue so they couldn't talk to anyone and poke out their eyes so they couldn't see where they were being taken and cut off their legs so they couldn't run away.

How do you say, "Not, Cool" in Chinese?


Comments

Kimberly said…
well, the original Grimm Fairytales were just about as gruesome and they kept our parents in line....
Olivia said…
Yeah, Chinese teachers can be prety tough!
linzi said…
What?! Talk about invoking fear!! Did it work?! Did cache keep his mouth shut?!!! And did ronin believe her?????!

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